Probably helps if you've seen this awful commercial:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WgxRg3pnBWo

BUD LIGHT

EXT. WORLD TRADE CENTER - DAY

A CROWD IS GATHERED AROUND GROUND ZERO.  EVERYONE LOOKS SOMBER, JUST TAKING IT ALL IN.  THE CAMERA PANS OVER THE CROWD TO TWO BROSEPHS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PACK.  THEY’RE ALL DANE COOK’D OUT: UNSHAVED, SPIKY HAIR, PRE-FADED AND PRE-TORN JEANS, ETC.  THEY LOOK REALLY BORED.

BRO #1

Man, I’m bored.

BRO #2

Tell me about it, brah.

BRO #1

Bud Light?

HE PULLS OUT A BOTTLE OF BUD LIGHT FROM BELOW CAMERA LEVEL AND OFFERS IT TO HIS BRO.

BRO #2

Hell yea!  Good thinkin’, bro!

BRO #1 HANDS BRO #2 A BEER AND THEN PULLS OUT ONE OF HIS OWN.

BRO #1

Cheers, brah!

THEY TOAST THEMSELVES, CLINKING THEIR BOTTLES TOGETHER.  THEY TURN AND SEE THAT THE WHOLE CROWD IS GLARING AT THEM.

BRO #2

What?

QUICK CUT TO CAMERA ANGLE WHERE THE TWO BOTTLE OF BUD LIGHT HELD NEXT TO EACH OTHER WITH THE SMOKY, COLD AIR COMING OUT THE BOTTLES MAKES THEM LOOK LIKE THE TWIN TOWERS.  THE TWO BROS EXCHANGE GLANCES AND SHRUG LIKE “WHUPS.”  CUT TO TYPICAL IMAGE OF BEER BOTTLES FLYING THROUGH ICE AND AIR.

VOICEOVER

Bud Light.  F*** YEA!

CUT BACK TO ANOTHER BRO IN THE CROWD.  HE LOOKS AT THE OTHER BROS AND HOLDS UP A STATUE OF LIBERTY NOVELTY MINI-STATUE.  HE UNSCREWS THE HEAD.

BRO #3

First time at Ground Zero, boys?

HE TAKES A LARGE GULP FROM HIS STATUE FLASK.

BRO #3 (CONT'D)

(exaggerated yelling)

Woo, there’s beer in here!

BRO #2

Woo!

BRO #1

F*** YEAH!

THE END

Struttin' Around The Room Like A Pigeon

Short, sweet, and borderline retarded.

FROM THE DISNEY VAULT: A SCENE FROM THE ORIGINAL SCRIPT TO ALADDIN

INT. SULTAN’S PALACE

IT’S THE SCENE NEAR THE END OF ALADDIN WHERE JAFAR IS SULTAN AND JASMINE IS HIS SLAVE.  BASICALLY THIS SCENE UNTIL 0:10:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-Dm6DLXkPFM

THEN:

ALADDIN

Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?

JAFAR WALKS THROUGH THE RING OF FIRE SURROUNDING ALADDIN.  HE LOOKS VERY MENACING.  HE STARES ALADDIN DOWN.

JAFAR

A snake, am I?  Perhaps you’d like to see how ssssssnake-like I can be...

JAFAR TRANSFORMS INTO A FLUFFY WHITE COCKATIEL AND STARTS FLAPPING AROUND THE ROOM.  ALADDIN LOOKS EXTREMELY CONFUSED.

ALADDIN

What the-- you’re not a snake, you idiot, you’re a bird!

JAFAR DOESN’T HEAR HIM, HE’S STRUTTIN’ AROUND THE ROOM LIKE A PIGEON.  THIS GOES ON FOR SEVERAL SECONDS AS ALADDIN JUST STANDS THERE WATCHING HIM.

FADE TO BLACK.

THE END