Struttin' Around The Room Like A Pigeon

Short, sweet, and borderline retarded.

FROM THE DISNEY VAULT: A SCENE FROM THE ORIGINAL SCRIPT TO ALADDIN

INT. SULTAN’S PALACE

IT’S THE SCENE NEAR THE END OF ALADDIN WHERE JAFAR IS SULTAN AND JASMINE IS HIS SLAVE.  BASICALLY THIS SCENE UNTIL 0:10:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-Dm6DLXkPFM

THEN:

ALADDIN

Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?

JAFAR WALKS THROUGH THE RING OF FIRE SURROUNDING ALADDIN.  HE LOOKS VERY MENACING.  HE STARES ALADDIN DOWN.

JAFAR

A snake, am I?  Perhaps you’d like to see how ssssssnake-like I can be...

JAFAR TRANSFORMS INTO A FLUFFY WHITE COCKATIEL AND STARTS FLAPPING AROUND THE ROOM.  ALADDIN LOOKS EXTREMELY CONFUSED.

ALADDIN

What the-- you’re not a snake, you idiot, you’re a bird!

JAFAR DOESN’T HEAR HIM, HE’S STRUTTIN’ AROUND THE ROOM LIKE A PIGEON.  THIS GOES ON FOR SEVERAL SECONDS AS ALADDIN JUST STANDS THERE WATCHING HIM.

FADE TO BLACK.

THE END