Come on, dawg.

CHOPPER

INT. HELICOPTER
GARY (PILOT) AND JEFF (COPILOT) RIDE IN A HELICOPTER.  JEFF IS EATING NACHOS AS GARY IS AT THE CONTROLS.

JEFF
God, these nachos are GOOD!  Dude, you gotta try these!

GARY
Okay, just give me a minute, I’m trying to land this bad boy.

JEFF
Nah, dude, this can’t wait.  You gotta try this, like, NOW.

GARY
I’m in the middle of landing, can you just hold on?

JEFF
No, seriously, these nachos is tasty!  Here, just try one!

JEFF TRIES TO FEED GARY A NACHO.  GARY TRIES TO FEND HIM OFF AND CONTINUE TO PILOT THE HELICOPTER.

GARY
No, what the hell, will you just--

JEFF
Come on, dawg--

GARY
Jeff, will you--

JEFF
Dude--

GARY
What the--

CUT TO:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-pZgI3FeJ0

THE SCENE CONTINUES AS OVERDUBBED DIALOGUE TO THE ABOVE VIDEO.

GARY
Just hold on, would you--

JEFF
Dude, these nachos--

GARY
Oh, crap--

THE CHOPPER BOUNCES OFF THE GROUND.

GARY (CONT'D)
Okay, let me just land right here...

JEFF
Dude, I’m gonna spill the cheese--

GARY
Okay, no, just turn it--

CHOPPER IS SPINNING OUTTA CONTROL.

GARY (CONT'D)
Okay, gah, just turn it around--

JEFF
Dude!

GARY
Oh God, oh God, oh fuck me--

THE CHOPPER STARTS TO CRASH.  JEFF AND GARY SCREAM.  THE CHOPPER CRASHES AND COMES TO A REST.

JEFF
Okay, seriously, last chance before I finish these bad boys off.

THE END