First Entry - McDonald's

I'm going to try to post something I've written every day/every other day.  I have a lot of old things so that should go one for a while.  We'll see.

 

This won't make sense unless you've already seen this garbage (or maybe it does work fine on it's own, I don't know):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eN9KP6lOZs

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MCDONALD’S

INT. DINING ROOM - DAY

GENERIC MIDDLE CLASS BLACK COUPLE SITS AT THEIR DINNER TABLE EATING MCDONALD’S FOR DINNER.  WE HEAR LOUD HIP HOP BLARING FROM ANOTHER PART OF THE HOUSE.

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INT. HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS

LOW ANGLE SHOT OF SHORT CHILD CARRYING A BOOM BOX DOWN THE HALL TOWARD THE DINING ROOM.  WE CAN ONLY SEE THE LOWER HALF OF THE KID’S BODY AND THE BOOM BOX HE’S HOLDING.  “CHA CHA SLIDE” BY DJ CASPER PLAYS ON THE BOX.

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INT. DINING ROOM - CONTINUOUS

EVERYONE LOOKS UP AS THE KID ENTERS.  WE STILL HAVEN’T SEEN ABOVE HIS WAIST YET.  HIS PARENTS’ JAWS DROP IN SHOCK AS THEY GET A LOOK AT THEIR CHILD.  THE KID SETS HIS BOOM BOX ON THE TABLE.  HE TURNS THE VOLUME UP LOUDER.

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INT. DINING ROOM - CONTINUOUS

WIDER SHOT OF THE ROOM.  WE FINALLY SEE THE KID, WHO IS A 10-YEAR-OLD BLACK CHILD IN BLACKFACE WEARING A BLACK-AND-WHITE TUXEDO AND BOW TIE.  HE STARTS SHUCKING AND JIVING TO THE MUSIC.  HE IS ABLE TO MIX HIS DANCING WITH EATING OF CHICKEN MCNUGGETS.  DAD STARTS TO FEEL THE GROOVE OF THE SONG AND CLAPS ALONG TO THE KID’S DANCING AS THE SONG CONTINUES.  THE KID PEEKS IN HIS MCDONALD’S BAG AND LOOKS BACK UP AT THE CAMERA SHRUGS CARTOONISHLY AND WITH A BIG, DUMB LOOK ON HIS FACE.

KID

(with a disgustingly racist old-timey slave accent)

What, no wata’ melon?

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INSERT - LOGO

SUPERIMPOSED IMAGE OF MCDONALD’S LOGO FADES IN AND “I’M LOVIN’ IT” SLOGAN APPEARS UNDERNEATH.

FADE TO BLACK.